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0135 Female Led Relationships: Road Trips, Restraints, and Relationship Real Talk

Krystine Kellogg Season 1 Episode 35

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Welcome to episode 35—recorded straight from the road! 

This week, my subbie and I are taking you along for the ride (literally) as we unpack the fun, flirty, and flat-out functional ways to spice up your FLR dynamic during a road trip. But as usual, we also go deep: touching on relationship dynamics, self-expression, setting boundaries, and why “my husband won’t let me” is one of the saddest things I’ve heard all week.

We’re breaking down five sexy, creative ways to incorporate power exchange, play, and connection while you’re on the move—and why camping, secluded trails, and certain campgrounds can be way more exciting than you’d think. Plus, we touch on judgment, communication, and how community can completely shift the way you live this lifestyle.

What You'll Walk Away With:

  • 5 fun, kinky ways to enjoy power exchange on the road (from playlists to campground play!)
  • Why “he won’t let me” is a major red flag in any relationship
  • How to build trust and flexibility in everyday FLR decisions
  • Tips for exploring lifestyle-friendly campgrounds as a curious couple
  • A reminder that healthy kink starts with mutual respect, not just sex

Questions This Episode Helps Answer:

  • How do you spice up a Female-Led Relationship on a road trip?
  • Are there kink-friendly campgrounds in the US?
  • What is a lifestyle-friendly campground?
  • How do I start exploring public play with my partner?
  • What are signs of a healthy vs. controlling relationship?
  • How can we integrate kink into everyday life, not just the bedroom?
  • How do yo

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Oh, are we at episode 35? Jesus. What? I didn't realize it was episode 35 already. Yeah. This podcast is intended for mature audiences only. If you are not 18 years of age or older, there are thousands of other podcasts you can listen to and you can come back and visit us when you are 18. This podcast is meant solely for entertainment. We are not licensed doctors, lawyers, or therapists. We simply have a fascination with the lifestyle and I'd love to share it with you and get your thoughts and opinions. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Welcome back. Look who's here. Hey, everyone. This is my stubby. So we're taking a little bit of a drive and we thought, let's do an episode. Yes. And what's the episode about? Five ways to torture or enjoy your sub on a road trip. Yep. I have notes for this one, so I'm going to be looking down a little bit. Yeah. Do we have housekeeping issues to address? Wow. Hey, PSA, PSA. I played in a dart tournament last night. Yeah. I may have consumed a little bit of alcohol. Yep. And I'm feeling a little bit foggy today, so bear with me. You should be fine. Yeah. You'll be good. Yeah. So on that note, as far as housekeeping, let's talk about the nice young lady that you ran into with the undercut hair thing. Okay. Oh, that's Dory. Dory time. So I'm shooting darts. I was actually not shooting, I was on an off game and I was standing talking to a couple of friends and this random girl comes up to me and she says, I had my hair up and I have my hair shaved underneath. So like all under here is shaved. And she came up and she said, oh, I love your undercut. Oh, I bet it, because it was hot. It was so hot in there yesterday. And I'm not complaining, it's not snowing, so yay. But she said, I love your undercut. I bet it's so much cooler. And I said, yeah, it's really nice. I love it too. And she said, I used to have one for a long time and then I decided to get married. And I'm like, okay. And she said, I had to grow it out for my updo. And I said, well, aren't you married now? And she said, yeah. Said, so shave it. She said, oh, my husband won't let me. What do you mean? Come on. To what I say to that is, what? Okay, I understand everybody has their own dynamic, but even when I was in my first marriage, there was no, my husband won't let me. We had, Ms. Christine and I had a very, like she told me this story earlier this morning and it fucking floored me. It was like mind blown. I was beside myself. Now, in fairness, I'm submissive to my wife. So the words, my husband won't let me, probably will never come out of, but in general, let's talk about like a, just a regular relationship aspect of this. Like- Let's take the kink completely out of it. Let's just pretend that we- Regular, normal. I hate that word. Marriage. My husband or my wife won't let me. Why are you married? Right. Should you not be married? And this isn't about, you know, having like carte blanche or whatever to do whatever you want, anytime you want, all, whatever. This isn't necessarily about that. My feeling and our feeling is that you should be in a relationship that isn't necessarily about permissions to do or not do things or, you know, anything along those lines necessarily. Like, you know, I want to go to Macy's and spend $1,000. Oh, my husband won't let me do that. I guess I can kind of see that. Well, yeah. I mean, and honestly, in a relationship, if you know what's in your bank account and $1,000 at Macy's isn't in the budget, I mean- That's just common sense. But here's my thought on that whole situation. It's her body, it's her hair, and should he not love her unconditionally no matter what she looks like? I mean, if she feels happy in how she looks that way or if it makes her feel good about herself or she just fucking likes it, why does he get to say, like, if you told me you wanted to shave your head, I would be like, mm, I mean, okay, I will still love you. I will still find you attractive even with your misshapen head, but, like, I would never tell you no. Right, and same, you know? I would be really bummed if you shaved your head completely and didn't have all your beautiful curly locks. And you could see my misshapen head. I don't know. Either way, though, I was just floored by, floored, floored? Floored. I was just floored by, my husband won't let me. Just, I mean, even if we weren't in an FLR, didn't practice chastity, any of that, I don't, those words never, I mean, if it's something that you feel better about yourself having or you just like it in general, I'm not gonna tell you, no, it's not hurting me. It's your fucking hair. Right. I don't know. A hundred, I would, I feel confident in saying a hundred percent of the time, if I'm on the fence about a decision that I'm making about something, whether it's work-related or voiceover-related or our channels or anything related, if I'm on the fence about something, I'm gonna bounce it off. Well, we talk about everything anyway. I mean, very rarely do we do, even if, I mean, kink aside, we talk about everything. Right. And that goes both ways though. Right. And she's the same way. So a conversation will typically start with, here's where I'm at. Yeah. You know, I'm thinking about this and I would like to do this and this will get that done. What do you think? You know? And like 99 times out of a hundred, that's exactly how the conversation goes. You know, and then there's a conversation and more often than not, the other is completely on board with what the thinking is. I think that's why like a lot of people, when they talk about wanting to try out the lifestyle in whatever aspect they choose to explore, I'm beginning to think that maybe this lifestyle is getting such a bad rap because people look at it as an out. And it absolutely should never ruin your relationship. It should only enhance it. You have to be solid. You have to have a good relationship with open communication. And if there are underlying problems or things that you struggle with in your relationship, jumping into the lifestyle or trying out the lifestyle may only make them worse. I feel like that is a lot of where the stigma attached to the things we participate in come from. And that's where you get, that's probably where you get a lot of your comments that you were talking about last week. Yeah. It stems from something along those lines. Yeah. I think a lot of the relationships that end in divorce because, you know, they tried out swinging, it automatically gets blamed on the swinging aspect of it, but there was really something going on long before that somebody wasn't fessing up to, whether it be the husband, the wife, or, you know, whatever the case, the wife, the wife, whatever the case may be. Right. Yeah, there's more to it than that. Yeah. And I automatically go with, well, it's just a small town mentality, but I really don't know that it is. I really don't think that's the case at all because I think that there, I think it's just a relationship thing. And I don't know, I just, she said that and I was probably, I mean, it was probably two o'clock in the afternoon, so I was probably six drinks in. I mean, you know, we started at eight, I started drinking at 1030. There is that, but still. Yeah, I just, I chose to bite my lip and continue on my throwing darts. And I just said, oh, well, that's too bad. I felt like I was in no position to offer my true opinion, so I let it go. I mean, if she's happy with her husband, fuck, I'm not gonna be the one to say, that's bullshit. He shouldn't fucking tell you to do that because listen, if that's the lifestyle you're happy in, I'm not here to judge. I'm not here to tell you I think it's dumb. Dumb maybe isn't the word, but. And I'm just thinking of this now, and another thing to think about is, you know, my husband won't let me. There's maybe even a shield for, I really don't wanna do it anymore. And that's fine too, fuck, don't do it then. Right. So maybe she's blaming her husband for something. I mean, who knows, I guess. But it just like, those words just like, straight up my spine, you know? Like, holy cow, I can't even imagine a relationship, a healthy relationship where that is involved. Now. We don't know how the conversation went down between her and her husband either. No, my wife won't let me sleep with another woman. Right? Right. That's a boundary thing. Right, it's a boundary thing. So, I don't know. I think when it comes to personal appearance, I think people have their own say about what they wanna do with their body. I think there's, I mean, there's a line. But at the same time, I don't have any interest in that anyways. Right. So again, we're completely on board with the same thing. Right. So I don't. And I'm not saying I would never let you sleep with another woman. I just. But even still, I don't have an interest. So it's not, I'm not, I don't feel like I'm being, you know, held back from anything. Oh, that's good. I know, I'm good. I like it. I get to marry this. Lucky man. What the fuck more would I want than that? Lucky man. Okay. So we, like, so last week's episode was out a little late. It was. There wasn't much going on on any social media. It was just kind of a hell, hellish kind of week. It was. The weekend, this weekend, this past weekend has been kind of hectic. We still have a lot of things up in the air. Yeah. I have a lot of work to get done. If you guys only knew half the shit that was going on. But anyways. Yeah. All good, really good things, but there's just, there's just a lot. There is a lot going on. Yeah, so that kind of wraps up housekeeping, I guess. Yeah. On to our topic. Yes, which I had my subby as he was spectating darts. Do my little research and groundwork. So I'm kind of reading this for the first time. I may have skimmed over it, but I may have been drinking a hair. That's true. So I will do my best to not continually look down, but at my notes, but. It's all right. I appreciate your hard work. Thank you. And investigating. It was fun. And my poor subby yesterday, Minnesota, and it's starting to warm up. And I don't know just if it's the whole thing of nothing is normal. Everything is just impacted, compacted this year. I don't know what it is, but his poor allergies were ridiculous. His eye was like weeping and he just looked miserable. Allergy medicine makes him sleepy. And he was my designated driver. So he didn't want to take any allergy medicine. So he was an amazing husband. And he sat and did my research for my podcast for me while feeling like absolute ass and cheered me on playing darts. Rockstar over here with the darts. Yeah. I don't know about Rockstar, but okay. So first thing on the list, preparation first. Okay. I'm just going to read what you put and we will discuss. That's all right. First, before leaving, prepare a playlist that includes your favorite songs because a road trip without music is almost always an incomplete road trip. Right. Tunes. Yes. And we have a list. We do. Of songs that are just, would be real fun to do naughty things to. So there's drive-in tunes and then there's drive-in tunes. Yes. Yeah. We do have a playlist that's been slowly growing over the years. Yeah. That is really specific for a specific type of fun. Second, implements and supplies. The list that follows will require certain items and supplies. Items like a dildo, a vibrator, strap-on, handcuffs or rope, a flogger or crap, whatever. Anything that would make the trip more interesting. Now on this note, we have done some things while driving, but a lot of times we generally, one, aren't driving far. Well, okay, I shouldn't say that. A lot of times we have kids in the car. Now as our kids are getting their licenses, which is exciting and scary all at the same time, we are finding, I mean, obviously the 11-year-old won't be driving anytime soon, but the older ones having their license allows them to drive them more places, which gives us more free time, which is quite exciting. It is. And this isn't necessarily a list about things to do in the car, but more of as long as you're out and about. You know what I mean? Yes. So. Okay, take some time and maybe make up a list and assign your subbie the task of completing the list and try to carry out all of your naughty things in, try to carry all of your naughty things in their own bag or case for easy and efficient access. Right. You don't wanna be like fumbling through a duffel bag or a suitcase of other things trying to find whatever. If you have it like in its own little container or bag or whatever, it's just quick to grab that. We have a nice little suitcase that we use for all of our stuff that we haul back and forth to camp, which actually last year, it just pretty much stayed at camp for the entire year because then it's not in the house for anyone to find. Right. And usually we don't get much alone time in our house in general. So, and we don't have a door, which. Right. It's good practice, you know, not having a door. All right, is there anything else? I think that's just kind of the preparation. The preparation, okay. Yeah, just be prepared. Yeah. Just think ahead and sometimes maybe you have to, if you didn't think of something, you have to improvise, you know, but try to think ahead of anything that might happen from point A to point B. And just know no matter how much you prepare, things are never going to go exactly as you planned. Fluid. Yeah. Be fluid. Yep. Roll with it. Yep. Enjoy the moment. Okay, number one, take the scenic route. There are many older highways throughout the country that have much more appeal than the standard freeways. A slower pace and the scenery will help you appreciate the time you and yourself have. This suggestion leads to another later on. Stay tuned. Stay tuned, yeah. Like, you know, you can probably do things while you're driving on the freeway. And if you're anything like us, that probably has happened or could happen. Yep. However, if you're just tooling along like the county roads and you're not in a big hurry, you might find like a little private nook area of some sort, abandoned this or that. Vacant park of some sort, I don't know. I mean, stuff that you wouldn't find right on the big major freeway. Right. We have participated in a few road blowjobs here and there. And having the right vehicle for that is important too. Yes. Not that we're promoting distracted driving. No, not at all. I mean, just, we would never promote that. No. I was winking for those who were listening. Yes. And know your limits. I mean, really, I mean, seriously. If you can't focus. Yeah. I mean, if it's something that isn't gonna work for you, don't do it. That's why I say, take the county roads or the back roads or whatever. You can go at a slower pace or if you know you need to pull over, you can. Right. We literally just passed a little place where someone could pull off and have a little fun if they wanted to. So, and we're on kind of a county road going from point A to point B. So it's not really heavy lifting. Yeah. Again, we're not promoting distracted driving. No. You know you, you know your limits. Right, get off the road and have your fun. Yeah. Anyways. Number two, take part in some backseat shenanigans, which can be a highlight of any road trip. Imagine getting comfy in the backseat and getting your bull on the phone or even Skype or FaceTime. Keep him on speaker and the two of you put on a fun show while your sub's little dick grows painfully in his cage. I like this one. You do? Do. Good. That would be quite fun. That could totally happen. Absolutely. Yep. It'd be like driving Naughty Miss Daisy. Right? Yes. That's fantastic. Yeah. Like you could have all kinds of fun by yourself and you know, your sub in the front seat trying to pay attention to the road while you're doing Naughty things in the backseat. Whatever you're doing in the backseat. With your implements or supplies. With her bull on the phone telling you to pay attention to the road while he takes care of things. Ooh, that sounds kind of hot, mister. Just saying. I like it. All right. Number three. Be really ambitious and try to join the 50 state club where you get lucky in every state. You could cross off five states in New England in just a day. Meaning complete this list or your list in all 50 states. Right. That's a fun one. Yeah. You could do that camping. Right. So if you're big on road trips or exploring the other parts of the country or world for that matter, whatever. You know, whatever. But I mean, the 50 states rules obviously. Right. In our country, but my goodness, there's like so many beautiful parts of the country that people will never see. But if you add, you know, traveling and seeing the beautiful part of the country and having a little extra fun time. I like it. Yeah. This could be. Win-win, right? Yes, this could be very interesting in our future. This is a fantastic list. I like it. Well done. Thank you. We're gonna have to be creative. Oh. Very creative. We are everything about creative. And it's kind of hot. I mean, I would feel real bad if somebody caught us in our extracurriculars, but obviously use your judgment. Again, be responsible, but push the envelope just a little bit maybe. Know your surroundings and know, I mean, there's a whole other aspect of if you're in the wilderness. Right. Bugs and. And the thing is, if you're in the, well, I think that's one of them coming up. But if you're in the middle of nowhere and you're doing your thing and some hiker comes along, I mean, that's kind of on them too, you know. I feel like we're pushing the envelope just a hair here, but I like it. Maybe, yeah, I should just shut up. No, I like it. Don't shut up. Anyways. Okay. Number four. This one and number one kind of go hand in hand. Camping and summer go hand in hand. Drive to a national park and then put in some leg work to make a, leg work to a secluded spot in the wilderness. Make sure you are far enough away that no one can hear, far enough away so that no one can hear his cries for help. I mean. I mean, when in Rome. Right? I like it. If you like hiking or just going for a walk, you can easily attain something like that. Right. That's fantastic. And there's always sticks in the woods for implements of whipping. Right. Yes. And caves and abandoned cabins and. Yes. Yeah. Boy, this living in a camper thing is getting more exciting by the minute. Yeah. Well, I mean, in case everyone doesn't know that, that is our plan. Yes. Anyways. Okay. Number five. If finding that secluded spot winds up being a challenge or is just not possible, there are very special and very interesting campgrounds well suited for nearly any sexy slash naughty playtime. My subbie and I are residents at such a wonderful place. And to be honest, there can be much to learn from others in the lifestyle slash kink community. Community is the key word. We have met some of the most genuine people in our lives at camp. Yep. I would absolutely, I would absolutely recommend trying it once. Yep. I was very, very fucking nervous the first time we tried a clothing optional lifestyle campground. I think we've kind of covered this in some of the other episodes too. You wanna be careful. A nudist camp and a lifestyle friendly camp are different because I looked up the clothing optional campgrounds in our area and there are two or three that are not lifestyle friendly. Right. And you are allowed to be naked, but they all, some of them allow kids. Yes. So, I mean, I'm not, I'm not judging. I would prefer if my children or other people's children didn't see me naked, but they also say like you, if you get an erection, you have to leave the public area and... So make sure you read all of the FAQs or abouts or whatever of any campground that you're thinking about. Make the phone call if it's in question. Send an email, something, make sure. And I would recommend that even if it is a lifestyle friendly campground because there are sometimes a lot of rules that go with a lifestyle campground because imagine being the owner of a lifestyle campground. Say that again. Imagine being the owner of a lifestyle campground. Right. There are so many different things, rules, guidelines, things that you need to follow to make sure that people are being safe. I can't imagine the insurance on something like that, but you wanna make sure that you read the rules because you don't wanna end up doing something that you didn't realize was not allowed or... Right. It's just good to be well-informed and always email the person you're making the reservation with or call or whatever, just to make sure you're understanding what's being said. Right. Ask the questions. Yes. If there is a question, ask it. Just... Just so that when you show up, you have a good grasp on what's good to go, what's not good to go, what you're free to do, what you're not free to do, all that stuff. Plus, if you are kind of new to the lifestyle like I was when we first tried out our first clothing optional campground, you will learn a lot from their website just by reading the information. And then on top of that, if you have questions, it's easier to just Google it and see if you can figure it out on your own and then make sure that when you call to ask questions, you maybe feel more educated about it because it can be very, very intimidating going into this, not ever being a camper or being at one previously. Yeah. And I don't know with all of the campgrounds, but I know that the one that we are residents at, they also have a public Facebook group where people who are just kind of thinking about going or whatever, they can jump into the group and you can ask questions there of the other residents or other visitors or whatever and get kind of a feel for what kind of a place it is. Yep. And then some of the campgrounds which we found with the first one that we visited that you had to join a lifestyle forum, like you had to be part of something like FetLife or what is Swingstock or they had their own little one of everybody that had been there before or whatever and it can be kind of expensive. So, but if you're already a member, I think you have to be a paid member to FetLife was how it was at the first one we went to. It is not that way at our campground that we are residents at. And I mean, we could go on for days about our campground. We have discussed how much we love it there and we love the people that we've come into contact with there. And I would suggest, I mean, if you aren't comfortable, again, we're not promoting having sex in public places as hot as it is. Yeah, we can't be. I'm not, I mean, I'm not encouraged. Well, I guess I am kind of encouraging it but that's what's nice about the campground situation. It's nice to be able to go somewhere and this type of thing is allowed or it's okay. It's acceptable. It's a good way to get your feet wet to see how you feel about actually engaging in sexual activities in front of other people. I mean, it might be something you are absolutely against. It might be something that you were like, holy cow, I didn't know this was such a turn on for me. And the people that you meet there will have so many amazing stories or they can share things that have happened to them. And I've learned so much from people, bad experiences and good. Right, because at that point, then you find out that you're not the only one that went through X, Y, Z. Or somebody brings up something that you've never even heard about that, wow, that kind of sounds interesting. That's the community thing that I mentioned. That's kind of a big deal. And whether that happens at a campground or whether that happens in some sort of a club or on another, like a Facebook group or a forum of some sort or like a chastity mansion. Yeah, oh, I love chastity mansion. Community is a really big deal. You can learn a lot and community kind of cuts through a lot of some of the fluff or the BS. And for the most part, I think our campground is pretty drama-free. And people are generally pretty decent when you have questions and it was nice. So the first campground we went to, I had not a great experience, partially our fault. Yeah, for sure. I mean, we had some responsibility in that as well. I really like our campground because people were very nice and welcoming and I didn't feel overwhelmed. And we stepped outside our comfort level or outside our comfort zone and interacted much more than we did at the first one. And I think we went camping there twice and then we were residents. We were like, yep, this is for us. We like it here. Yep, and I mean, you don't have to be a resident by any means. If it fits you and it's great and that's cool for you, great, but don't feel like that's something you have to do. And someday when we don't have kids in our camper with us, I would love to explore other lifestyle-friendly campgrounds too. And don't ever feel like going to a lifestyle campground, you have to participate in the lifestyle because you sure don't. Right. I mean, there's people at the campground that just go because they enjoy being naked or there's people at the campground that go because there's another couple there specifically that they wanna play with. Or, I mean, it's really just a great group of people that are nonjudgmental and just are open with their life choices. And I don't know, I just, I really like it. Right. We have reached our destination. What do you got for- Okay, so, if you can't tell, we're very pro lifestyle campgrounds. Yeah. I really like ours. Okay. We will link not only our happy place, aka our campground, but also some happy places around the country or maybe even the world in the show notes. So you can go even just look at their websites. And if you're planning a vacation, that might be something that would be really cool just to do, just to go check out while you're on vacation. Number five actually leads us into an upcoming episode. In the coming weeks, we will start recording live from camp. Fucking praying that happens. Fucking praying because things have been kind of crazy. There are some couples. We will maybe be interviewing some couples, singles. A single. Maybe. Holy fucking hell. You're good. Fresh start, rewind. So hopefully we'll be recording from camp. I would also like to include some of our camp friends in the podcast and have them discuss their lifestyle, their community. I mean, really, as you can tell from the podcast, if you've listened to previous episodes, I'm really focused on taking the sex out of this because I think a lot of people tend to get turned off by the stuff that's attached to the sex part. Like they don't see it for what it really is. So I would be interested in interviewing specifically our neighbors because they've been together almost 10 years and they are happier than ever. They have a fantastic sex life, which at 10 years of marriage in my first marriage, I was not having sex at all. And I just, I would like to just discuss. Yeah. Yeah. And you know, the people, our community up at the campground, they aren't necessarily FLR type people. Oh, we are one of a kind there. There's all different flavors of people up there. And I think that's, I know that this is an FLR type podcast, but I also like the idea of interviewing people from different angles of, and finding out different things that turn people on, different things that people are into, the way they live, their curiosities. I kind of find that interesting. I think it would be fun too, because like I said, we are pretty much one of a kind there. There is no other men as far as residents go that participate in chastity. So it would be kind of fun even to do a short little series where we interview a few of our couple friends and get their take on chastity, because the general consensus when we bring it up is fuck no. Yeah. No can do. Yeah. We're going to hard pass on that. I don't want my dick in a cage. I like having sex. So it would be interesting to get the other side of that. I also have some people that I would like to interview that have emailed me, that have had some not positive reactions to introducing the lifestyle to their significant other, and just different things that they wish they had done different that you guys might find helpful in either introducing it to your partner or helping you work through some common problems that you might be having, trying to navigate being in the lifestyle or doing a specific niche that you are into. Yeah. Yeah. So we're super excited. Yeah. And we're home. We are home. Yep. That means it's the end of the podcast. Look at you. You planned it just right. In my notes it says, looks like we are almost home, so we should wrap this up. I'm pretty good, huh? You are pretty fucking good. That's why I married you. Just that. Just that one. I know how to write scripts. Yes. You're so funny. You're punny. Yeah, I am punny. So stay tuned. Hopefully we will have some people to chat with on here. In the coming weeks and months and whatever. And our neighbors are fantastic. Yeah, we love them. I think you guys will love them. We do. You will love them too. They are fantastic human beings. Real people. Not whatever. Anyways. Not whatever. They're not fake people. Not whatever. They're not fake people. There are fake people, but. Yes, there are fake people. So do your thing. We appreciate you listening to us ramble. Yes. I hope you enjoyed it. I hope you found some useful information from this. I think the main goal, honestly, find things to spice it up. Find things that keep your love alive and be sure that you're always telling your partner. Like, I feel like I don't tell you enough how much I appreciate you and everything that you do for me. And I can honestly say that I've been told that more in like a week or so than entire lifetimes with women in my past, so. He's just a fantastic partner to have when things get crazy. I genuinely appreciate that. Just be good human beings and treat your partners well and find ways to spice it up. Correct. Find new things you both enjoy. Mm-hmm. As usual, if you have any questions, feel free to reach out. I love answering questions. I'm doing my best to keep up with my emails. If you've emailed me and I haven't responded, please know I will get back to you, I'm hoping, very, very soon. Yep. Ooh, I'm sure you guys are all sick of hearing that, but I'm doing the best I can, man. Yep. Until next week. Yes, have a fantastic week. Stay safe. Be good human beings. Love you all. Mwah! Can we come in?

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